Most Influential: 990thBest Weather: 1,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,725th
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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MILF Supreme
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Population7.831 billion

LeaderMILF Supreme


The United Socialist States of P0ptr0pica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MILF Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.831 billion bad bitches enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MILFville. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient P0ptr0pican economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion gwallas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,600 gwallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P0ptr0pica's national animal is the sosa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P0ptr0pica is ranked 173,554th in the world and 671st in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 350.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 990thBest Weather: 1,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,725thMost Developed: 1,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,474thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,475thHealthiest Citizens: 2,731stTop
Most Inclusive: 2,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,909thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,027thNicest Citizens: 3,061stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,173rdSmartest Citizens: 3,174thHighest Food Quality: 3,372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,443rdLargest Governments: 3,936thLowest Crime Rates: 4,189thMost Secular: 4,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,418thMost Pacifist: 5,459thSafest: 5,939thMost Efficient Economies: 7,078thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,486thMost Cultured: 10,595thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,787thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,222ndNudest: 11,297thHighest Average Incomes: 11,299thRudest Citizens: 11,631stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,237thHighest Economic Output: 15,552ndMost Patriotic: 21,022ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,118th
Most Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 86th in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the region

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