The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.899 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 13,944 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,563 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 44^th in the world and 4^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 12,589.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.