The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.267 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 21,007 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 474,566 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, gambling is outlawed, diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 1,180^th in the world and 13^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 44.3 billion capita.