The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.434 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 21,157 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 476,152 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 322,980^th in the world and 4,169^th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -179 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.