The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.017 billion Kiasu-langs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 11,788 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 380,053 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 47,523^rd in the world and 1,847^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,840.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.