The Holy Zombie of Szentia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.112 billion Szentians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Szentian economy, worth 370 trillion Szens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,587 Szens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Szentia's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Szentia is ranked 67,697^th in the world and 1,059^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.