Most World Assembly Endorsements: 284thMost Influential: 612thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,172nd
The Crazy Old Man of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
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Population21.427 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.427 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,506 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 6,605th in the world and 202nd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.94 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 284thMost Influential: 612thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,369thLowest Crime Rates: 2,779thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,915thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,435thBest Weather: 3,445thSafest: 3,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,871stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,619thLargest Governments: 4,884thHealthiest Citizens: 5,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,292ndHighest Economic Output: 6,418thMost Devout: 6,437thMost Developed: 6,605thMost Cultured: 7,635thMost Patriotic: 8,163rdLargest Populations: 8,988thHighest Food Quality: 9,443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,514thMost Efficient Economies: 10,612thSmartest Citizens: 13,107thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,739thMost Stationary: 14,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,065thHighest Average Incomes: 21,570th
Most Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 72nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionBest Weather: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 107th in the regionSafest: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 170th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 185th in the regionMost Developed: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionMost Stationary: 271st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 301st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 317th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 398th in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 509th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 539th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 863rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 933rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,006th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,044th in the region

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