The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doc with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.426 billion A3161ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 13.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,846 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 163,353 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', A3161ians believe manners maketh the leader, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, and the family of Doc bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 298,985^th in the world and 3,924^th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 10.85 insults per minute.