The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Doc with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 16.847 billion A3161ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,582 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,271 biscs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making A3161ians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 21,702^nd in the world and 217^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 116.78 on the Hayek Index.