The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Doc with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.301 billion A3161ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 11.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,767 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,935 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 203,604^th in the world and 1,105^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 460 billion Standard Monetary Units.