The South Pacific Iced Tea of Sporaltryus is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by ProfessorHenn with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.141 billion Sporaltryans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castietya. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Sporaltryan economy, worth a remarkable 1,452 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,688 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sporaltryan weed picker are way up, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and the news is showing footage of ProfessorHenn bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sporaltryus's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonicism.

Sporaltryus is ranked 303,488^th in the world and 4,074^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.84 Obesity Rate.