The Kingdom of Rosecrest is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ryana Moonwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.364 billion Rosecrestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunalis. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The powerhouse Rosecrestian economy, worth 410 trillion Etheris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,084 Etheris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosecrest's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rosecrest is ranked 98,759^th in the world and 1,411^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,041.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.