The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.563 billion Weirdos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a weird city. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth a remarkable 2,379 trillion weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,834 weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at The Weirdo's hospitals, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 331,910^th in the world and 4,262^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -16.73 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.