The Worst army of The Worst army of is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.811 billion Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 4,412 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,108 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sewing needles are topping lists of safe kids' toys, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 27,295^th in the world and 266^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 15.8 billion capita.