Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396thMost Armed: 413th
The Armed Republic of
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Population6.993 billion

LeaderLexi Zaelin


The Armed Republic of Zaelith is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lexi Zaelin with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.993 billion Zaelithians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zael. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaelithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Zils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 258,382 Zils, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,369,791 per year while the poor average 2,974, a ratio of 796 to 1.

Blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, there is something rotten in the state of Zaelith, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zaelith's national animal is the Roadkill, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zaelinthia.

Zaelith is ranked 248,041st in the world and 10,389th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 2,974.73 Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 287thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396thMost Armed: 413thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 464thFattest Citizens: 474thMost Avoided: 566thHighest Crime Rates: 682ndLargest Retail Industry: 739thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 944thHighest Disposable Incomes: 998thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,049thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,144thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,154thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,542ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,577thMost Influential: 1,772ndMost Secular: 1,986thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,146thMost Efficient Economies: 2,244thRudest Citizens: 2,441stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,852ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,958thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,538thHighest Average Incomes: 3,633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,805thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,748thLargest Mining Sector: 5,449thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,937thMost Patriotic: 6,158thNudest: 6,655thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,491stHighest Economic Output: 10,970thTop
Largest Governments: 16,370thMost Stationary: 19,522ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,251stLargest Black Market: 21,355th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionMost Patriotic: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 146th in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 223rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 256th in the regionLargest Black Market: 279th in the regionMost Stationary: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 452nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 512th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 524th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 529th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 580th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 941st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 987th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, there is something rotten in the state of Zaelith.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaelith, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.


World Assembly

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