Largest Retail Industry: 437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 781st
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Ralph the terrier
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Population4.386 billion

CapitalRalphburg Island
LeaderRalph the terrier

Animalbig smoldog

The Republic of Ralphburg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.386 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 258,094 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, the government has enacted freedom of information, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralphburg is ranked 109,503rd in the world and 4,697th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 38.65 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 781stMost Influential: 1,010thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,867thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,416thMost Secular: 3,534thLargest Mining Sector: 3,575thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,699thRudest Citizens: 4,785thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,872ndMost Developed: 5,780thLowest Crime Rates: 5,855thMost Efficient Economies: 5,983rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,022ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,436thSmartest Citizens: 6,563rdLargest Governments: 6,626thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,017thLargest Black Market: 7,692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,150thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,675thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,080thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,840thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,734thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,018thMost Cultured: 13,097thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,514thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,070thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,803rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,480thHighest Economic Output: 17,495thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,518thHighest Drug Use: 19,399thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,532nd
Largest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 110th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 117th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 152nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 163rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 245th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 290th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 312th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 373rd in the regionMost Cultured: 384th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 395th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 401st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 407th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 431st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 438th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 494th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 497th in the regionMost Stationary: 516th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 607th in the regionNudest: 614th in the regionLargest Populations: 713th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 740th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,005th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Ralphburg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Assisted Suicide Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
  • : Ralphburg was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Blipp.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 241 » Beepee, Amerion, Hanguk-Nippon, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Techganet, Xandev, Bawkie, Farengeto, Abarri, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Fasire, Darakin, Anserisa, Nowa Europa, Shefino, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Nova Montron, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Yellunstryer, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, Tsunamy, Tsvetania, Pax Dracon, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dankstergrad, Drystar, Theorin, Antarctic Empires, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Centristvill, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Stoniamera, The United Expanse, Direwolf1, Privatore, Rad Asia, Calistan, Aidenfieeld, and 191 others.Madhonia, Southern Numenor, Poopisiya, Walloonia, RestartAll, Holy Free, GI-Land, Sedunn, Grianal, Blaash, A leftover country, Bleakfoot, Eastern Nyan, Rebel-topia, The Worst army of, Noire Denholm, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, Zaelith, Center Lisle, Doraya, Unielvan Millorvium, FreeFishers, Mona Landia, Mapico, Corgitopiaa, Dukin Donuts, Markla, Marinho Islands, Auphelia, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Ullan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The Northeast Mashriq, Bohenia, Dereistic, Noveos, Volaworand, Itani, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Zolooloo, Sandaoguo, Operahouse, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Valdutz, Blondiesland, Saint Cinder, Aschenburg, Rectionk, Andinla, Indolos, Drugged Monkeys, South Caleblan, Belschaft, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Midand, Concrete Slab, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Hyenhnam, Seythennia, Bod Wareenaland, Myhomecountry, Western Fardelshufflestein, Abyssal Phantasm, Communist Darskaya Republic, Canmore, Marstella, Enlightened Australasia, Treir, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Holota, Sanden, Aoz, Menesynchro, Margila Islands, South Blossom, Truskawkoland, Shuckle Empire, Banglazstrogaria, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, Proctethia, Eddonia, Westenhald, Uvalor, NIGHTRAY, Noimosini, Enplatia, Doundaly, New Qafedemar, Herbert Island, Lugentzdort, The Stolen Lands, The 3rdGodKing, Drugged up Kitties, Flaksis, Oxyliteral, The island of Sorna, Freedoom, JavaSiege, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, New Sanet, Beblahbleblo, Kiani, Independent State of Arstotzka, Green Sofia, Danily, Anatasha, Linguiniland, Drew Durrnil, Saciu, Murelia, Kricivk, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Tioloman, Yaravia, Federated Republic of New England, Potatoeslandia, Virconea-Milatia, Malmsia, Esterwood, San Viktor, Constabul, Gonrati, Arvan Irawer, The Imperial Of Notsep, Ambirich, Immund, Cereskia 2, The Haughtherlands, Andrendia, Venezia Pacifica, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, The Woragopiria, Ostavaria, Cucutenium, Nordrhein-Westfalen and Thuringia, Leimarite Empire, Iklenskia, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Ttocsscod, Arcahus, North-West Nailand, Bjartmark, Idong, Estandarte, Chernaya Zvezda, Thalmazia, Sou Avida, Rejkoej, Sandytopia, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, The Islands of AA, A Place Somewhere, Jostin, LadyRebels, Makinius, Elora Nation, Erstavik, Celsia, Ever Testing, Willing Mind, Jayankondam, Peitrac, Colonla, Donat Invadia, Funkinburg, Great Lothian, Berusturg, Mavenu, Isovet, Ipugao, New Plant, Doge Land, Sharafi, Livana, Figlandia, Veluz, Aurcania, Eastern Bahia, Bonobiana, and Blipp.

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