The Regnum Unitas of Ammmericaaaa is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caesarina Aurelia Brucchius with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.734 billion Amaticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhegelis. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amatican economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Denariis a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,454 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ammmericaaaa's national animal is the Lions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religionism and secularism.

Ammmericaaaa is ranked 1,533^rd in the world and 47^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 122.4 on the Kitten Softness Rating.