The Thrill of Tsrill is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Keir Strmer with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.16 billion Tsrillik are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsrillion. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsrillik economy, worth a remarkable 2,856 trillion Tsošs a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,529 Tsošs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Decongestants have replaced Tsošs in street transactions, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsrill's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is whatever.

Tsrill is ranked 301,520^th in the world and 4,131^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -352.81 on the Hayek Index.