The Thrill of Tsrill is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Keir Strmer with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.601 billion Tsrillik are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsrillion. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsrillik economy, worth a remarkable 3,068 trillion Tsošs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,847 Tsošs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right to counsel goes both ways, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and black gold is looking more brown these days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsrill's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is whatever.

Tsrill is ranked 2,885^th in the world and 84^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 60.5 average smiles per day.