The Free Land of Crazzy is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 522 million Crazzyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not that crazy. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crazzyian economy, worth 54.6 trillion crazies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,685 crazies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazzy's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazzy is ranked 38,850^th in the world and 770^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.