The Free Land of Crazzy is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 990 million Crazies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not that crazy. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth 130 trillion crazies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,772 crazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazzy's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazzy is ranked 10,767^th in the world and 202^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 122,156.87 Standard Monetary Units.