The Zombie of Evinea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.895 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,030 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 278,123 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 3,373^rd in the world and 69^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 158.09 quips per hour.