The Holy of Evinea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.76 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,946 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 273,875 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 170,165^th in the world and 891^st in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 833 billion Standard Monetary Units.