The Local Councilcratic Republic of Evinea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Kwame Mensah with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.596 billion Evineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacragos. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth 314 trillion Evins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,047 Evins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Evinean military unleashed its biological weapons, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evinea's national animal is the Evinean Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Evinea is ranked 145,402^nd in the world and 4,326^th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.