The Zombie of Evinea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.901 billion Yvinyans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,032 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 278,206 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Evinean Navy, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 291,075^th in the world and 3,881^st in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.7 percentage of bribes refused.