The Pink of Evinea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.371 billion Yvinyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,696 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 260,018 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, nothing gets the party jumping like Santa Claus specifying how high, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 1,008^th in the world and 43^rd in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 93,324 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.