The Holy of Arstothuania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michael Foxes with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.869 billion Arstothuanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foksokia. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arstothuanian economy, worth 307 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,079 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstothuania's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arstothuania is ranked 6,400^th in the world and 108^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 151,743.7 Standard Monetary Units.