The Holy of Arstothuania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Michael Foxes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.351 billion Arstothuanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foksokia. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arstothuanian economy, worth 205 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,838 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, television executives are interested in turning Michael Foxes's zany home life into a sitcom, the internal market is thriving, and the nation's favourite colour is yellow (Arstothuania has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arstothuania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arstothuania is ranked 20,830^th in the world and 684^th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 2,903 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.