The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by concrete slab with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.32 billion Durrnilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,646 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 348,850 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,146,669 per year while the poor average 4,725, a ratio of 665 to 1.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and Durrnilian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is slabism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 40,349^th in the world and 349^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 13.3 billion capita.