The Constitutional Monarchy of Hace Dogmark is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 442 million Hace Dogmarkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hace Dogmarkian economy, worth 48.3 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,235 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hace Dogmark's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hace Dogmark is ranked 175,793^rd in the world and 2,289^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 900.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.