The Polyphonic Isles of Auloi is a massive, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.214 billion Auloians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Auloian economy, worth 67.6 trillion Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. Average income is 55,685 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, too many developers spoil the codebase, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auloi's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Auloi is ranked 13,792^nd in the world and 339^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,330.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.