The Armed Federation of Zendoriah is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Zir Voilen with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.895 billion Zendorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zigrund. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zendorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Centrixes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 158,880 Centrixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, and schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them. Crime is totally unknown. Zendoriah's national animal is the Leeradler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Voidism.

Zendoriah is ranked 9,551^st in the world and 297^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 32.35 average smiles per day.