The Republic of Festdidgea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Nirzum Radzidar with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.127 billion Festdidgeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardin Videgi. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Festdidgean economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 77,930 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, voters must decide whether to go number one or number two, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Festdidgea's national animal is the Ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NO RELIGION BABYYYYY.

Festdidgea is ranked 68,293^rd in the world and 857^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 71.52 on the Human Development Index.