The Federation of Garaskord is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Phronimos Rex with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.789 billion Garaskordians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garaskord City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Garaskordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,085 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garaskord's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Garaskord is ranked 331,373^rd in the world and 4,269^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.