The Federation of Garnica-Lumo is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 77 million Garnica-Lumoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Garnica-Lumoan economy, worth 3.36 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,605 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, all you have to do is pray to get into Garnica-Lumo, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garnica-Lumo's national animal is the Pitbull.

Garnica-Lumo is ranked 80,784^th in the world and 1,005^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,869.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.