The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Paweł Piątek with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.919 billion Inner Albanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion leks a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,431 leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Paweł Piątek is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, on streets of broken glass people are being murdered for their faith, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 6,548^th in the world and 27^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,222.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.