Most Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost Secular: 103rdNicest Citizens: 329th
The Trading Card Doge of
Democratic Socialists
Woof!
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Yodle

Population13.768 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalHuman Race

The Trading Card Doge of Yodle is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.768 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 3,546 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 257,619 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 1,626th in the world and 2nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,212.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost Secular: 103rdNicest Citizens: 329thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 333rdHighest Food Quality: 369thMost Compassionate Citizens: 370thBest Weather: 374thMost Beautiful Environments: 400thMost Pacifist: 402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 431stMost Inclusive: 455thLeast Corrupt Governments: 506thMost Cultured: 516thMost Developed: 557thHealthiest Citizens: 569thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 608thLongest Average Lifespans: 610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 760thLargest Publishing Industry: 831stSafest: 872ndSmartest Citizens: 907thHighest Average Tax Rates: 946thMost Rebellious Youth: 948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,120thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,162ndMost Influential: 1,165thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,186thLargest Governments: 1,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,265thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,356thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,038thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,194thHighest Average Incomes: 3,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,180thNudest: 4,298thHighest Economic Output: 4,500thLowest Crime Rates: 7,058thMost Stationary: 7,895thMost Patriotic: 11,470thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,700thLargest Populations: 22,498th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Yodle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Yodle was endorsed by The United Socialist States of BranBal.
  • : Yodle was endorsed by The People's Republic of Alagiah.
  • : Yodle was endorsed by The Kingdom of Kirk Hillophe.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.

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