Yodle was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 516
Least Corrupt Governments: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Valuable International Artwork: 49th
The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Eminence Grise
𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 & 𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖗 / Minister of Arts
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Yodle

Population22.998 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithOrthodox Yodlism

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalEaster bunny

The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.998 billion Yodleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 8,811 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,124 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle's national animal is the Easter bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 129th in the world and 1st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 109.44 Effective Tax Rate.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Valuable International Artwork: 49thMost Pacifist: 55thMost Secular: 55thMost Compassionate Citizens: 60thNicest Citizens: 60thSafest: 66thMost Accessible: 69thMost Inclusive: 79thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rdMost Beautiful Environments: 86thHighest Food Quality: 90thBest Weather: 95thMost Developed: 102ndHealthiest Citizens: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 129thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 165thLargest Governments: 181stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 191stMost Cultured: 193rdSmartest Citizens: 243rdMost Influential: 265thMost Advanced Public Education: 320thLargest Welfare Programs: 345thMost Rebellious Youth: 392ndMost Efficient Economies: 469thLowest Crime Rates: 492ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 546thHighest Poor Incomes: 556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,350thHighest Average Incomes: 1,379thHighest Economic Output: 1,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,591stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,393rdMost Stationary: 4,180thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,367thNudest: 7,103rdMost Patriotic: 8,038thMost Income Equality: 10,494thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,055thLargest Populations: 14,934thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,154th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yodle granted Executive authority to the WA Delegate The Commonwealth of Mjau in The Region That Has No Big Banks.
  • : Yodle was endorsed by The Kingdom of OLDMANS LAND.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Yodle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard"".
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.

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