The County of Lotarmy is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Count Gallin And Countess Lexie with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 20.571 billion Lotarmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leoken. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotarmian economy, worth a remarkable 2,240 trillion loters a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,929 loters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotarmy's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lotarmy is ranked 6,387^th in the world and 27^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,725.44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.