The Kolhoos of J6geva is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by arnold rüütel with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.867 billion j6gevans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of j6geva. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient J6gevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion rublas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,093 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime is totally unknown. J6geva's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is noth.

J6geva is ranked 865^th in the world and 6^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 12,143.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.