The Commonwealth of Aequumland is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 32 million Aequumlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Aequumlandian economy, worth 659 billion Трудовая минутаs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 20,598 Трудовая минутаs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Aequumlandian selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aequumland's national animal is the Слон, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aequumland is ranked 116,218^th in the world and 157^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 719.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.