The Confederation of Willdavie is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Président with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.709 billion Davisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Du-Café-Pis-Du-Speed-sur-Mer. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Willdaviean economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,459 Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Willdavie and have breakfast in Bigtopia, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, and the musical cognoscenti insist the national anthem just isn't the same without a double contrabass flute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willdavie's national animal is the Caribou, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Willdavie is ranked 22,676^th in the world and 86^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Nicest Citizens, with 21.78 average smiles per day.