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Brocklandia

Population25.77 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Currencygoober
Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.77 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,526 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 369,677 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's all quiet on the western front, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 13,200th in the world and 7th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 1,918.8502302684 days.

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Nudest: 13thRudest Citizens: 24thHighest Crime Rates: 28thMost Armed: 33rdHighest Drug Use: 41stMost Rebellious Youth: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thFattest Citizens: 77thMost Avoided: 118thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 148thLargest Retail Industry: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 356thLargest Gambling Industry: 437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 639thHighest Economic Output: 932ndMost Inclusive: 945thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,046thHighest Average Incomes: 1,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,468thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,627thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,969thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,288thMost Cultured: 2,361stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,845thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,916thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,983rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,667thMost Influential: 3,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,705thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,017thHighest Food Quality: 6,974thSmartest Citizens: 7,208thLargest Populations: 7,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,070thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,896thMost Stationary: 13,200thMost Efficient Economies: 13,664thTop
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Most Secular: 15,818thLargest Black Market: 23,091stMost Politically Free: 23,891stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,035th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the region

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