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Brocklandia

Population21.999 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Currencygoober
Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.999 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,272 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 330,585 goobers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,940,016 per year while the poor average 26,315, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 253,358th in the world and 78th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Least Corrupt Governments, with 22.1 percentage of bribes refused.

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Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 18thHighest Crime Rates: 32ndMost Armed: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 69thFattest Citizens: 86thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 134thMost Avoided: 161stLargest Retail Industry: 177thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 210thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 250thHighest Disposable Incomes: 521stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 585thMost Politically Free: 851stMost Valuable International Artwork: 955thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,024thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,044thMost Inclusive: 1,121stHighest Economic Output: 1,258thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,306thHighest Drug Use: 1,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,501stHighest Average Incomes: 1,748thMost Cultured: 1,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,309thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,894thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,008thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,315thLargest Mining Sector: 4,008thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,388thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,767thMost Influential: 4,947thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,327thSmartest Citizens: 5,866thHighest Food Quality: 6,236thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,459thLargest Populations: 7,699thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,291stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,357thMost Secular: 11,981stTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,199thMost Efficient Economies: 17,000thMost Stationary: 17,297thMost Extreme: 21,595thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,170thMost Pro-Market: 22,554thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,282nd
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the region

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