Population | 25.77 billion |
Capital | Darkest Surburbia |
Leader | the biggest squirrels you ever saw |
Faith | --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever |
Currency | goober |
Animal | giant dancing howler monkey |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.77 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,526 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 369,677 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
It's all quiet on the western front, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.
Brocklandia is ranked 13,200th in the world and 7th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 1,918.8502302684 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia banned The Queendom of Rudak39 from The Bar on the corner of every region.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Brocklandia lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Zany Zanes, Valkyrie Reborn, Princes Risborough and its Republics, The Nowhere King, Ming Hetsestria, Claibornia, and The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner.