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Population21.064 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, conspicuous electricity pylons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.064 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,882 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 326,755 goobers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the entire entry for Brocklandia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 32nd in the world and 2nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Crime Rates, with 237.13 crimes per hour.

Nudest: 2ndRudest Citizens: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 32ndMost Armed: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rdMost Rebellious Youth: 77thFattest Citizens: 97thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 143rdMost Avoided: 178thLargest Retail Industry: 199thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 259thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 318thHighest Disposable Incomes: 519thMost Valuable International Artwork: 808thMost Politically Free: 893rdLargest Publishing Industry: 992ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,068thMost Inclusive: 1,113thHighest Economic Output: 1,293rdHighest Drug Use: 1,497thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,738thHighest Average Incomes: 1,744thMost Cultured: 1,791stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,502ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,622ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,038thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,655thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,928thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,201stLargest Mining Sector: 4,675thSmartest Citizens: 4,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,019thMost Influential: 5,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,030thHighest Food Quality: 6,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,686thLargest Populations: 7,865thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,739thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,072ndMost Secular: 11,075thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,163rdTop
Largest Black Market: 12,797thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,521stMost Stationary: 18,553rdMost Extreme: 19,605thMost Pro-Market: 23,004thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,374th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the region

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