The BLUB BLUB of Western Arba Fir is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by President David Arba with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 5.939 billion Yodle Servants are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baseball City. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Servant of Yodle economy, worth 620 trillion CORALS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,443 CORALS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Arba Fir's national animal is the CORAL, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholic Yodleism and Warbaism.

Western Arba Fir is ranked 31,913^th in the world and 85^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,597.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.