The Flag Is Finally Fixed of 7 Trees is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.959 billion 7 Treesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,955 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, if someone says there's plenty of living space in 7 Trees they're lyin', the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 59,201^st in the world and 415^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,784.3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.