The Queendom of Moravyn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kiara Primrose with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.583 billion Moravynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primrose Square. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moravynian economy, worth 262 trillion Vermaras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,510 Vermaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moravyn's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moravyn is ranked 289,176^th in the world and 3,804^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.73 on the Bus Surprisal Index.