The Showgirl Life of Taylor Allison Swift is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Taylor Swift with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.373 billion Showgirls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harkness House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Showgirl economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion albums a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,334 albums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 686,132 per year while the poor average 67,091, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', board shorts have replaced board rooms, and one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taylor Allison Swift's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Life of a Showgirl.

Taylor Allison Swift is ranked 111,676^th in the world and 984^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,427.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.