The Cozy Empire of Sindria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 47.697 billion Sindrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sindrian economy, worth an astonishing 12,209 trillion hrafns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,971 hrafns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Leader, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime is totally unknown. Sindria's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sindria is ranked 307,784^th in the world and 2,505^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -35.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.