The Most Serene Republic of Thyrall is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rage with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 33.143 billion Thyrallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korkabain City. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thyrallian economy, worth a remarkable 3,745 trillion curits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,004 curits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyrall's national animal is the timber wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is oragomi.

Thyrall is ranked 54,319^th in the world and 327^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,065.32 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.