The Federal Republic of Aselon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Whittman with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.52 billion Aselonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aselonian economy, worth 211 trillion Astmarks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,782 Astmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Aselonian language, and many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of President Whittman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aselon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Aselon is ranked 280,849th in the world and 2,422nd in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 21.15 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of President Whittman.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Aselonian language.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
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Aselon endorsed
The 🔍 ♙⇗♟ of Pipi Pampers.
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Aselon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Largest Publishing Industry.
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Aselon was endorsed by
The 🔍 ♙⇗♟ of Pipi Pampers.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in
Aselon, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.





















































