The Republic of New Democratic Republic of Russia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Arkady Bulgakov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.985 billion New Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Russian economy, worth an astonishing 10,331 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 449,467 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, the newest shade developed by New Democratic Republic of Russia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and diplomacy is a foreign concept to New Russians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Democratic Republic of Russia's national animal is the werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

New Democratic Republic of Russia is ranked 1,370^th in the world and 21^st in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 158.84 law-abiding acts per hour.