Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 380thMost Advanced Public Education: 466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 694th
The Snarky Solar Observer of
Democratic Socialists
I know I believe in nothing but it is my nothing
Salvor Hardin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Bhang Bhang Duc

Population35.86 billion

CapitalFour Ecks
LeaderSalvor Hardin
FaithDrinking Brains SA


The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Salvor Hardin with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 35.86 billion Lovecraftians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 5,438 trillion Zevons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 151,669 Zevons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bhang Bhang Duc's nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, and the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the Slark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Drinking Brains SA.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 261,878th in the world and 6,770th in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -32.89 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 380thMost Advanced Public Education: 466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 694thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 823rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 892ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 929thMost Pacifist: 1,134thMost Secular: 1,424thMost Developed: 1,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,526thMost Inclusive: 1,616thLargest Populations: 1,623rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,831stBest Weather: 1,908thHealthiest Citizens: 1,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,123rdHighest Economic Output: 2,233rdSmartest Citizens: 2,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,563rdHighest Food Quality: 2,584thTop
Largest Governments: 3,356thMost Influential: 4,232ndNicest Citizens: 4,615thLowest Crime Rates: 5,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,806thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,909thMost Efficient Economies: 8,086thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,405thSafest: 14,814thHighest Average Incomes: 15,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,440thMost Cultured: 18,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,339thMost Income Equality: 23,507th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 97th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 344th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 357th in the regionSafest: 389th in the regionLargest Black Market: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 463rd in the regionNudest: 549th in the region

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