The Parliamentary Republic of Tithio is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Assirati with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.88 billion Tithioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issphollos. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tithioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion Royallas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,441 Royallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tithio's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tithio's national animal is the Great yellow Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Olobluthos.

Tithio is ranked 6,240^th in the world and 92^nd in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,183.77 on the Clooney Contribution Index.