The Parliamentary Republic of Tithio is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Assirati with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate population of 11.237 billion Tithioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issphollos. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tithioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Royallas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,106 Royallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tithio's national animal is the Great yellow Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Olobluthos.

Tithio is ranked 327,478^th in the world and 2,645^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.