The Parliamentary Republic of Tithio is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Assirati with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 11.366 billion Tithioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issphollos. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tithioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion Royallas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,938 Royallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tithio's national animal is the Great yellow Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Olobluthos.

Tithio is ranked 11,287^th in the world and 197^th in the West Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.3 percentage of bribes refused.