The Free Land of Intelbrazia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tower of Babel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.65 billion Intelbrazians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sancta Intelbrazia. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intelbrazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Value Coefficients a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,037 Value Coefficients, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and journalists listen to the money talk. Crime is totally unknown. Intelbrazia's national animal is the Inia Geoffrensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Architecture of Symbolic Computers.

Intelbrazia is ranked 263,401^st in the world and 2,205^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.