The Free Land of Intelbrazia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tower of Babel with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.787 billion Intelbrazians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sancta Intelbrazia. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intelbrazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Value Coefficients a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,404 Value Coefficients, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and journalists listen to the money talk. Crime is totally unknown. Intelbrazia's national animal is the Inia Geoffrensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Architecture of Symbolic Computers.

Intelbrazia is ranked 33,059^th in the world and 117^th in the West Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 83 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.