The Free Federation of Escapitania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President-Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.093 billion Escapitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedomia Capital City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Escapitanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,257 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,330 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bald Eagle is one of the most popular forenames in Escapitania, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, private surgeons have been told to cut it out, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escapitania's national animal is the Bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Escapitania is ranked 330,583^rd in the world and 2,661^st in the West Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,411.99 Standard Monetary Units.