The Democratic Republic of Archauss is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bernhard Abel with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 3.295 billion Archaussians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Besicolitz city. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archaussian economy, worth 390 trillion Oods a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,431 Oods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archauss's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Archauss is ranked 148,721^st in the world and 1,291^st in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 514.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.