The ᖶɼoʁᴉqɑ Wɑu of Zoran is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Atsila Ani'-Wah' with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.738 billion ZoÊÉuá´Éus have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Иԍʍ Zoʁɑqᴉɑ. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoranian economy, worth 983 trillion Ɐqԍɼɑs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,566 Ɐqԍɼɑs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and the government refuses to be a part of any international organization run by 'elites'. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zoran's national animal is the bɼɑϝλbnƨ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zonethos.

Zoran is ranked 221,308^th in the world and 1,803^rd in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.