The Florida Man of Zoran is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Atsila Ani'-Wah' with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.302 billion Zoranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zoradia. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Adelas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,775 Adelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, Zoranians seem to be catching more chills, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is relatively low. Zoran's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zonethos.

Zoran is ranked 39,832^nd in the world and 344^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 62.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.