Least Corrupt Governments: 472ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527thNicest Citizens: 709th
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Hamburg Neo

Population4.843 billion

CapitalHamburg Neo
LeaderFriedrich Kaiser


The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.843 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,593 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the atmosphere in Hamburg Neoan boardrooms is turning more gay, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 260,695th in the world and 6,782nd in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -24.98 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 472ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527thNicest Citizens: 709thMost Inclusive: 746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 756thSafest: 873rdMost Pacifist: 1,100thMost Influential: 1,100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,127thHighest Food Quality: 1,165thMost Developed: 1,197thBest Weather: 1,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,354thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,435thHealthiest Citizens: 1,547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,617thLargest Governments: 1,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,675thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,721stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,723rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,822ndSmartest Citizens: 1,902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,996thMost Efficient Economies: 2,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,035thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,101stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,492ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,905thMost Cultured: 2,930thMost Secular: 3,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,070thHighest Average Incomes: 5,059thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,515thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,394thHighest Economic Output: 19,123rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 61st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionNudest: 225th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 361st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 443rd in the regionLargest Populations: 474th in the regionRudest Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 507th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 520th in the regionMost Income Equality: 531st in the regionMost Patriotic: 662nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hamburg Neo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the atmosphere in Hamburg Neoan boardrooms is turning more gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Hamburg Neo endorsed The Federal Commonwealth of Pelicanists.
  • : Hamburg Neo was endorsed by The Federal Commonwealth of Pelicanists.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, treason is relative.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 253 » Fujai, Wickedly evil people, Dilber, Giovanniland, Cro Magnon, Westwind, DiscGolfLand, New Belia, Kisovec, Greynne, Volkason, Atheist States of Philippines, Leukogeras, Pandaland II, Sindria, IndyCar Racing, Mirchusko, Archonina, Glorious Existence, Greg Tucker, Probablynotverygoodistan, Common Good, Crazy Waters, Condonohia, Shaktirajya, Anuubis, The divisive isolationists, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Twisted Duality, Constantinopolisia, Nas Crustium, Acropylae, The Rega, Sultanat of Turkistan, Bodusse, San Diego Islands, Isle Royale, Grand Republic of the Sun, Thyrall, Escapitania, Albyion Kingdom, Lynier, Willow Gate, Liberillia, Winter Aura, East Swedesia, Valocke, Q The Almighty, Formenor, Athrid HullHund, and 203 others.Arvladma, Vlobbania, Ocheon, The North American Assembly, Bucals Kagotoaion, Svanland, Fallgriffin, Moriari, New Caterse, Inner Ryxtylopia, Futuo, Galaxy Meows, Tropical Isles, Antahbrantahstan, BIteland, The Undivided, Ostrogothaland, Aldesport, Kiensu, Muad-Dib, Rowdy, The United Republic of Westend, Iglot, Weyrland, Wild lands of Tribe, Matooie, Archinos, Dowaesk, Joubertbourg, Arifiyyah, Trasonov, Av Libertas Vindex, Santos-Dominius, Win Mints, Attanseia, Burakis, Parasang, Kraboch, Helianthan, Cryland, Larxia, Astra Prime, Heixtoner Ourmems, Minshara, Eidechse, Overthinkers, Vaporiaz, Jigsland, Galacticali, Tithio, Corbeil, Magnolia Paradise, Lodiberdade, The Theeserrasland, Shackleduck, Gryphonian Alliance, Triestine, RX-88, Almenga, IthaquaCDN, Blue Bubble, Keri Kelli, United Adaikes, Paragon Utopia, Hongg Kong, Chaos Realm of Lavoria, Oliverary, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Morala, Dolphin-Antarctica, Hungarian Europe, Purrinda, Ruidoso, Wessssex, Novobritannia, Ersapine, Chichas, Neulant, Kokomixaria, Outer Scotiotland, Surinaspor, Apaky, Haetonia, Kalpuchea, Southeastern Command, Gozar, Maanaim, German Territories, Taipuia, Roman East Indies, Tsangenya, Guitermot, Dei Afterglow, Titinium, Ruyilala, Mucht, Oronia, Nes Repuland, Mediocre Talents, Corporate Wealthfare, Freewillistan, Gogocherry, New Bon, Corlum, Farophlosia, Hoile, Apexiala, Hyzante, Infinite Star, Later Green, Fotisdia, Pulitoland, Nova Angelus, Stor Nepirei, Caelum, Peourouin, One Nation under Rob, Oktals Arz, Hochinium, Dreamers for Hope, Gresterasland, Sully Island, Podium, Hrimland, IndioI, The Quwatistan, Holts, The Free States of Gotham, Da Floppa Nation, Great Jameston, Weinerdog Appreciators, Sygjuk Kale, Wintervein, Plasmorian, Romlania, Vrashkina, The Baden-Wurttemberg State, Ezranian Empire, The Passerine Islands, Radrow, High Wings, Bidi, Vaium Kar Earanopose, The Chaotic Neutral, Safiz, Bitar, The Eleven Day Empire, Selangortupia, Liyen, Bhang Bhang Duc, New St Kilda, ArmedUnited, Wolpher, Aftokratoria, Nextime, Trotskite Columnists, Alatyrent, Maxolandianos, Nica Republe, Miga Wor, Thessalian, Federnachois, Barachuu, Eneris, Algueneia, Schmexxland, New Oinkerton, Yamomamo, Solsetur, Cruts Cithe, Not Yet Socialist, Hausopia, New England-New Brunswick, Boobworld, Moonborn, Northern-Atlantica, Stejovia, West Isle, Exonastas, Wallathy, All European nations, Kurabis, Forcaforta, Rerenga, Yy4u, Liberated Peoples, Oberia Adrus, Modelia, Oesty, Grazilia, Pangrado, Mathematania, East Pal Giulia, New Dospia, Nation of enlightenment, Hanumandia, Vellanzan, UoMCoTP, Amieden, Robbinston, New Yoshiland, Tropentarn, and Pelicanists.