The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Tomas II with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.567 billion Oronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anturia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth an astonishing 10,037 trillion oroloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 351,374 oroloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 1,761^st in the world and 27^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,897.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.