The Trade Federation of Lastovipol is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.406 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 6,045 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 419,674 Pence, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Lastovipol, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.

Lastovipol is ranked 3,026^th in the world and 56^th in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.24 on the Human Development Index.