Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 141st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 150th
The Grumpy Old Sage of
Father Knows Best State
She Stoops to Conquer
Septimius Severus
Guardian of the West
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population14.003 billion

LeaderSeptimius Severus


The Grumpy Old Sage of Mediobogdum is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Septimius Severus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.003 billion Mediobogdumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gariannonum. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mediobogdumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,019 trillion Denaris a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,620 Denaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Mediobogdum's mid-life crisis, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, the number of children one can have is restricted by law, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mediobogdum's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Mediobogdum is ranked 2,869th in the world and 70th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 176.55 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194thMost Devout: 511thLargest Black Market: 704thMost Influential: 854thFattest Citizens: 1,151stHighest Crime Rates: 1,573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,584thMost Armed: 1,616thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,733rdRudest Citizens: 2,869thMost Efficient Economies: 2,915thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,139thHighest Economic Output: 3,592ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,611thMost Cultured: 4,020thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,240thHighest Average Incomes: 4,640thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,244thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,684thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,895thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,731stBest Weather: 11,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,332ndLargest Populations: 13,032nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 135th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 197th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258th in the regionBest Weather: 299th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 384th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 449th in the regionMost Developed: 473rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 538th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 583rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 599th in the region

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