The Nomadic Peoples of Hulwa is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 410 million Hulwans are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ewojad. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Hulwan economy, worth 20.1 trillion matis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,932 matis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hulwa's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hulwa is ranked 13,191^st in the world and 219^th in the West Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 59.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.