Most Valuable International Artwork: 15thMost Secular: 797thMost Pacifist: 1,313th
The Glistening Decadence of
Democratic Socialists
Love let the doves cry out in the street!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population6.048 billion

LeaderVara the Horreinous
FaithThe Big Book of Questions

CurrencyInflated Card
AnimalJarlic Monstrosity

The Glistening Decadence of Varanius is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vara the Horreinous with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.048 billion Newborns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zygotia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Newly Born economy, worth 963 trillion Inflated Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,337 Inflated Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varanius's national animal is the Jarlic Monstrosity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Big Book of Questions.

Varanius is ranked 3,499th in the world and 70th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 22.94 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 15thMost Secular: 797thMost Pacifist: 1,313thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,465thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,720thNicest Citizens: 1,878thMost Inclusive: 1,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,365thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,721stMost Developed: 2,723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,807thLowest Crime Rates: 3,061stBest Weather: 3,070thHighest Food Quality: 3,378thHealthiest Citizens: 3,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,510thSafest: 3,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,913thLargest Governments: 3,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,333rdSmartest Citizens: 4,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,855thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,441stMost Efficient Economies: 8,810thMost Cultured: 9,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,407thMost Income Equality: 9,785thMost Influential: 12,705thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,190thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,260thHighest Economic Output: 22,304th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 73rd in the regionTop
Safest: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionMost Cultured: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 200th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 245th in the regionMost Influential: 337th in the regionMost Income Equality: 340th in the regionLargest Populations: 371st in the region

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